Post by Michael Cypren on Jun 14, 2012 22:22:39 GMT -6
The Monthly Bust
First Edition - By Michael Cypren
*Disclaimer* : Warning, anyone reading this understand that you do so of your own volition, this paper is not to be construed as my personal opinions nor intended to offend is aimed as both a character device for my character as well as others if you so choose to take from this IC.
First Edition - By Michael Cypren
*Disclaimer* : Warning, anyone reading this understand that you do so of your own volition, this paper is not to be construed as my personal opinions nor intended to offend is aimed as both a character device for my character as well as others if you so choose to take from this IC.
Hello Public High School #8011, glad we could have you for our first very exciting month of school together
Rencent Who-Dun-Its
As it just so happens this semester has started off to a rather rough bang. Teachers Alistair Warden and Jacelyn Winters have taken to their roles rather complacently and our heads have begin to softly nestle into the hard-wood of our desks, meanwhile the pillar positions have been filled despite having been contested in great numbers. Our fearless leader Patrick O'connor, not willing to give a statement, though yours truly has observed a current potentially abusive drinking habit. Your Student Body President, Ryu Hikari, no notice on the subject. Your Varsity Captain, Miss Boobs, I mean Kazumi Badoer. and yours truly Michael Cypren. All here to save the day from all that is bad in the night, evil-doers beware.
Sports
As it just so happens this semester has started off to a rather rough bang. Teachers Alistair Warden and Jacelyn Winters have taken to their roles rather complacently and our heads have begin to softly nestle into the hard-wood of our desks, meanwhile the pillar positions have been filled despite having been contested in great numbers. Our fearless leader Patrick O'connor, not willing to give a statement, though yours truly has observed a current potentially abusive drinking habit. Your Student Body President, Ryu Hikari, no notice on the subject. Your Varsity Captain, Miss Boobs, I mean Kazumi Badoer. and yours truly Michael Cypren. All here to save the day from all that is bad in the night, evil-doers beware.
Sports
Sports tryouts begin first thing monday and it looks to already be in tight contention with faces such as Mekiel Echigo, resident roider, going out for linebacker. Aryanna Katashi, resident sex appeal, cheerleader. and Kwon Kiyong, resident asian, as hurdles. Looks to be a tough season up ahead better get working students.
THE BUST NOW!
So you local connasuers we come to the section of the paper that is truly important if you feel so obliged to take a gander at our lovely ladies who inhabit this school. But take this as you will it is surely more than just a chauvanist's art but rather a mathmatical deduction showing that there is beauty inside but mostly out.
(Photo Taken from ventilation shaft)
Being the good sport she is
we have the lovely Superintendant
Mrs. Badoer sporting her B-size.
Her hobbies include: Long walks on the beach,
with a side of maiming and torturing
all who oppose her.
(Photo Taken by the pool deck)
We are generously gifted with the off chance of catching our own local Lilith by the pool, in a small "private" moment >_>
Hobbies include: Giving the stare...
(Photo taken by the pool deck)Its as though she knew I was there... I mean I was but behind a steal grate, could you keep eye contact with this girl? Our own Aryanna Katashi in our pool. Seriously guys hang around the pool more its perfect.
Rumor Square
Rumor has it that...
School Captain Patrick O'Connor has a drinking problem, caught on campus more than once with liquer in his possesion, but who is capable of stopping this powerhouse and talking him into a bit of rehab work?
Mekiel Echigo is a roider, I mean k'mon no humanly possible way someone is that tall and big, either he juices or was born in a test tube.
HeartBreaker Kazumi is off limits now seen dating current School Captain.
Student Lee & Kwon thought to be conspiring to form an Asian Boy-Band. Its all in the hair I presume, either that or the Asian Mafia will just as quickly be our downfall.
Aryanna Katashi is thought to be a horendous flirt. Concerned? I think not, look at that body, flirt with me anytime.
Word has it that Shane Westley has an infatuation with wood. Concerned?
And finally rumor has it that our own headmaster had a hand in the recent school riot that crippled our school? Any feedback on the matter is much appreciated, my mouth still tastes of chloroform.
Rumor has it that...
School Captain Patrick O'Connor has a drinking problem, caught on campus more than once with liquer in his possesion, but who is capable of stopping this powerhouse and talking him into a bit of rehab work?
Mekiel Echigo is a roider, I mean k'mon no humanly possible way someone is that tall and big, either he juices or was born in a test tube.
HeartBreaker Kazumi is off limits now seen dating current School Captain.
Student Lee & Kwon thought to be conspiring to form an Asian Boy-Band. Its all in the hair I presume, either that or the Asian Mafia will just as quickly be our downfall.
Aryanna Katashi is thought to be a horendous flirt. Concerned? I think not, look at that body, flirt with me anytime.
Word has it that Shane Westley has an infatuation with wood. Concerned?
And finally rumor has it that our own headmaster had a hand in the recent school riot that crippled our school? Any feedback on the matter is much appreciated, my mouth still tastes of chloroform.
